Get out of my shower!

 I live in Toronto, Canada. It’s winter, which means it’s cold. Not UK cold, but minus 30 degrees cold – the kind of cold that polar bears complain about.

Anyway, I figured that there would a limit to how often I’d want to run the city streets looking like some kind of demented iceman, so I decided to try out a local gym. No problem, I did a vigorous workout messing around on a mat with a large red ball, and then decided that in fairness to Toronto perhaps I ought to take a shower. I headed towards what I thought were communal showers, but I was a bit distracted calculating how long I’d have to diet before I’d have a body like Robert Downey Jr’s (for about 27 years, I worked out).

Now I did think it was a bit odd that the showers were curtained off, but I was in a state of undress, carrying a small bar of soap, so I wasn’t hanging around. I marched straight through the first gap in the curtain… and found myself in a shower cubicle that must have measured 2ft by 2ft, face-to-face with a similarly naked, and frankly rather startled, man. I squawked, he threw his sponge at me, and well… the whole thing was terribly undignified…

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3 Responses to “Get out of my shower!”

  1. Janice Howard

    Very funny!

  2. Jeremy Stangroom

    Thanks Janice!

  3. sima

    Why am I not surprised that it happened to you !!!


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